Prank You Very Much

It felt like it was just another spring day, but it was’t. It was April fools and Lily knew she and her friend, Maya, were going to make the best prank ever. Lily could already imagine the principal screaming in horror when he finds out. A brilliant plan was forming.

"Maya, we're going to need a LOT of paper," said Lily, practically sparking with electric excitement. Pranks were her thing. And this time, even that stupid hall monitor wasn't going to keep her and Maya from pulling this off.

Maya and Lily went to the Paper store and got a lot of paper for their electric prank. They then secretly set it up in the dorm closet when suddenly the hall monitor knocked on the closet. "Maya, Lily, I know you're in there!" screeched the hall monitor.

"Come right in," Lily said, barely containing her laughter. The hall monitor threw open the door and experienced the surprise of her life. A flash of light bombarded her from the ceiling while reams and reams of warm paper tumbled out from above Maya's head.

The hall monitor gasped, then giggled, spinning in the slow rain of office paper fresh from the laser printer. Each sheet said “We love you, superstar!”, over and over in bold 60 point sans serif glory.