Fairy to Meddling

“I’ve done it again”, thought Herr Drosselmeyer. “Another year, another child sent to the unending service of the Sugarplum Fairy. No one has caught me yet.”

But this was no ordinary child. In fact, she was the youngest spy Herr Drosselmeyer had ever cultivated. He deployed her to battle with one directive: dismantle the faerie guild, and assume the role of supreme being.

Her first mission was to infiltrate the faerie guild, which she did by applying for a secretarial position in the main office. Her falsified credentials were spotless. She was promptly hired and slyly sabotaged emails, delivered lunches with allergens and spread rumors.

It was perfect! Within weeks the faerie guild was brought to its knees and it was only a matter of hours until she could rip off the gaudy glitter uniform and loom over the faerie bosses who dared order her around, even if it was just her cover. If it weren't for her klutzy "back

seat driver" of a mother-in-law, she'd still be boss. "Slow down!" the old woman whined. "Don't you think the radio is distracting?" She kept the volume up so her MIL's voice would fade behind the rock of BLISS, a fairyland KISS cover band. It was her clumsy MIL who dropped the

magic diffraction unit. Their presence, now revealed to the fairy minions, she had no choice.Reaching between the seats to grasp the MDU & pop the sparkle seal with her thumb. She tossed the MDU at her MIL which sucked her in and spat out pink vapor like glittery sausage grinder.