UGH why do muffins smell so good, she thought as she passed through the kitchen. This diet was going to be the death of her. She looked at her diet app, only 400 calories left and it was only 2pm. This was going to be a long day.
By the wee hours of the morning, the formula had been perfected. She looked down lovingly at her creation, unaware of the events she had set in motion. Who would have thought a tasteless, odorless carbohydrate could change the course of history?