Attack of the nanomuffins

20 July 2020

  • UGH why do muffins smell so good, she thought as she passed through the kitchen. This diet was going to be the death of her. She looked at her diet app, only 400 calories left and it was only 2pm. This was going to be a long day.
    Rietje B avatarRietje B6/23/20 3:44am
  • That's when the idea struck her. She would engineer a muffin that had absolutely no flavor or smell, and be as nutritious as kale. She immediately ran to her lab.
    Nathan B6/25/20 12:24pm
  • By the wee hours of the morning, the formula had been perfected. She looked down lovingly at her creation, unaware of the events she had set in motion. Who would have thought a tasteless, odorless carbohydrate could change the course of history?
    Sam B avatarSam B7/5/20 12:59am
  • It is hard to state how different the world was before the invention of Nutri Slop. It was a truly revolutionary engineered food product.
    Sean K7/10/20 10:12pm
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  • Too bad that their slogan, "Nutri Slop, Nutri Slop. Mmm Mmm good! You won't want to stop." Turned out to be prophetic. As more than half the population became hopelessly addicted.
    Koen G7/15/20 2:15am
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  • But that was Nutri Corp’s plan all along, and now that they had everyone hooked, they could activate the nanobots that we’re inside them all.
    Brad K7/19/20 8:52pm
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