I spent my life searching for the fish that plagued my dreams. I needed it to go to the moon, so I could have the first good night of sleep of my entire life.
I knew I would have to resort to drastic measures to captured it, so I morphed into my giant squid form and followed the fish into the deep, the boiling tar now a mere annoyance.
Annoyance, yes, but it got in my eyes, which, inevitably, ground my progress, unfortunately, to a halt, so I just settled for living without it.
THE END.
“Yes,” said the author. “I am paid per comma!”