New Head, Who Dis?
How is it possible for a person to suddenly grow a second head? Of all the maladies that I have researched, I never suspected that I would fall prey to such a ridiculous ailment. Imagine waking up next to a stranger who is attached to your neck! It was an unnerving morning.
A brief moment in clown history.
Today was my first day in the clown army. The drill sergeant issued me a standard red nose and oversized shoes. I finally felt a sense of purpose in life. However, one thing was bothering me.
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