Holy Moly

In a hole, a very deep hole, the deepest hole, of the deepest holey holes, lived a hole, within that hole, lived a mole, in a hole that was deep, the mole, in the deep hole, the deepest hole, of the holey holes, named vole, never felt whole, all because of that time

when the mole was accused of being a holey roller. It was of course a misunderstanding. He mostly scurried in his hole, and sometimes burrowed. He also borrowed, from his banker Jesus Martinez. Jesus savings and loan.

The mole went to the court house and facing the wall he said: "I'm innocent bro". As a mole he was blind, of course. How could he have stolen Jesus fortune? But wearing a golden chain with the dollar sign on it was suspicious at least.

After all, it was widely known that Jesus had an obsession with extravagant neckwear. The mole then made the mistake of showing up the next day wearing a gold plated stuffed snake wrapped around his neck and the public started getting suspicious.

"He's hiding something," suggested an old flame. "What's Under the Snake?" read the headlines. It was his housekeeper who tore the snake from his neck. Beneath was a huge brown spot—the mole's mole!! Mexican restaurants celebrated the reveal by adding mole mole mole to the menu.