The robopup was a cute little robot puppy that had a big head and a tiny body. It cuddled along its owner's leg, panting and licking the leg. It was ready to follow its owner on a grand adventure!
It waited. And waited. And waited. Then it realized its owner was dead.
Every single human being on the colony had succumbed to Lunar Fever. There were 4 obvious stages to the illness, but all of the colonists chose to ignore them. Stage 1: be on the moon. Stage 2: ferocious night sweats. Stage 3: an insatiable desire for pickle brine. And stage 4:
turn into an alien. Back on earth a rocket was launched with ambitious astronauts seeking life on the moon. When they landed on the moon, they were greeted by a few weird looking aliens. “It looks like we’re not the only ones in the universe.” “I’m pickle rick!” said the ‘alien’.