Little Robot Puppy & the Secret Pickle Colony

The robopup was a cute little robot puppy that had a big head and a tiny body. It cuddled along its owner's leg, panting and licking the leg. It was ready to follow its owner on a grand adventure! It waited. And waited. And waited. Then it realized its owner was dead.

The secret moon colony, founded in 1997, wasn’t prepared for the reality of life in space. By 2002 all the human residents had passed away. But the robot puppy was still going strong 20 years later.

The little robot puppy would wander the halls searching for any remaining humans that might be left, that maybe it could help. It was no use though.

Every single human being on the colony had succumbed to Lunar Fever. There were 4 obvious stages to the illness, but all of the colonists chose to ignore them. Stage 1: be on the moon. Stage 2: ferocious night sweats. Stage 3: an insatiable desire for pickle brine. And stage 4:

turn into an alien. Back on earth a rocket was launched with ambitious astronauts seeking life on the moon. When they landed on the moon, they were greeted by a few weird looking aliens. “It looks like we’re not the only ones in the universe.” “I’m pickle rick!” said the ‘alien’.