Ryan Kattner

Schmendrick  

Sean King

English

It was a sweltering summer day and Roman, furious at his Polish co-worker, decided to take a walk to settle his nerves and hopefully not punch something.

He exited his workplace and was chagrined to see his attractive boss leaning against the side of the building smoking a cigarette. “What’s got you in a tizzy?” She asked, eyebrow raised.

“I’m in a Lizzy tizzy”, he said, dejectedly. “Yeah, she likes to make people feel crazy. I think it’s her hobby”, the boss said. Then she smiled, asking “How about you come over to my place? I have a mini watermelon we can share.”

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