The Short Life of Lillith's Pet Lizard & Her Evil Ambitions

Ant Man & Katana Woman Are Just Too Powerful

20 March 2023

  • Lillith wanted her pet Lizard to eat every single person on the face of the earth to please Lord Lucifer. So she crawled out of her underground home with her Lizard in hand ready to conquer and went to the nearest store to have her pet lizard eat people. The store was empty. 🤔
    Raj C avatarRaj C3/14/23 4:16am
  • …or so she thought! Upon further inspection the people and all of the items being sold had been shrunk! “Look! It’s Gojira!!” the people yelled. The pet lizard waddled in joyfully towards them. “I’ll handle this folks!” It was none other than Ant Man. He blocked the lizard’s path
    Keith F avatarKeith F3/14/23 5:10am
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  • He made himself big enough to challenge the beast and sent an enormous right hook in its direction. The people were ecstatic. Ant Man grinned: "You may not think it, but I’ve got you all lizard out Punch intended". With this he smacked the beast again, while no-one laughed.
    Greg P3/14/23 12:49pm
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    A woman ran over, slicing the beats' knee. It let out a shriek, falling to the ground. She then used the katana to slice open its throat. "Get off your ass and start working." The woman chuckled.
    Byline Author3/14/23 1:13pm
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  • The woman thought her assault was somehow justified. Her repeated shouts of “get a job” didn’t play well in court. She’s now serving a life sentence without possibility of parole.
    Sean K avatarSean K3/20/23 2:45am
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