Paper Cuts

Esta historia se va a poner interesante....

Unfortunately, it will take millions of pages before this story gets to the interesting part. Critics doubt that anyone has the perseverance to slog through millions of pages of boring filler before the interesting part happens. Well, those critics certainly haven't met me.

Pages upon pages upon pages won't be enough to deter me - even if they end up being the most important and belligerent pages that cease to exist. But surely, surely I am the one who gets through all this. Or I can just skip to that page all-together.

No, the process compels tribute, I must languish along the meandering reams until I find… wait, what’s this!?

Scotch tape! I could tape these reams of paper together to make a vast plane. No more meandering, reams! What better tribute to the Interesting Part than to create a whole paper world? I shall not make a plane, but plains! And mountains, trees, beasts, &—dare I?—even a paper Eve.