Sean King

Jacob Sherman

Benjamin Chandler

English

OK, OK, Iisten to me. It's not that complex. The oldest movie is Episode 4. Then Episodes 5 and 6 came out. Then a couple decades later we got the first 3 Episodes, which are also the prequels. What? They just are. Now we have 3 sequels: Episodes 7-9. No, really, it makes sense.

Allow me to simplify even further: Episodes 4-6 were the OGs, with Episode 5 being hands down the best one. Episodes 1-3 used to suck, but not so much now with memes compared to the trainwreck dumpster fire that is Episodes 7-9. What were they thinking when they made the sequels?

They weren't thinking, that's what. Seat of the pants, plot-hole-laden storytelling garbled with illogical character motivations and apologetic retconning. What a mess. What a potential wasted. And now that she's passed away, we'll never get to see it done right.

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