Tam Tam

Chloe Stephenson

Sean King

English

Today was the day. The cucumber sacrifice ritual I was supposed to host was going to start in an instant. I knew the Cats kingdom needed me to hold this event, as I was the only cat in town who did not suffer from cucumbofphobia. It was my duty. Yet here I was, hesitating.

Giant block of cheese sacrifice to please the cow Gods who gave given us said cheese. Bless the cheese

Our highest veneration is expressed through the triumvirate: potatoes, cheese, and gravy. Some call it rosti, some call it poutine. But here, in the land of New Jersey, we call it Disco Fries.

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