A joke older than your momma

You all approach a park in which there are beautiful trees and children playing, it is a seemingly normal day… but not for you guys. You are all looking for the one person who summoned you here.

You are 5 people and you all received a letter to come to the park. It didn't say who sent it. You come with the letter, in all of them say the same thing but when you turn it over you see that you have completely different things.

The five people compare the backs of our letters. "This must be a treasure map!" You exclaim. "But who sent these to us? A pirate jumps out of nearby bushes. "Arr! That be me doing. I need you to find me booty." "Why did you not get it yourself?" "Aye. Buried me shovel too."

Another pirate jumps out from the same bush. "Grr! And me leg of wood!" - "Ooh! And me crystal eye" -"Yarr! Me silver teeth!". The five people look confused. "Look what I have here" you say approaching your hand to him. Then punch his face right in the nose.

The five people cheer. Panting, you run passed the pirate and the bush and finally arrive at a big oak tree. "This should be it guys. This is the tree they wrote about."

The tree rattled suddenly, seemingly leaning forward before the wind rushed in a strange harmony. "Who...are you?" the winds screeched, seemingly coming from the tree itself.

“I am ZE VIPER!” I screamed into the cold dark night. Then I got my squeegee out and started viping ze vindows.