Clowntastrophe

4 November 2022

  • "Well? Don't you want to know how the story ends?" He wipes my wet cheek with his glove & I turn away. Despite my unwilling participation in this clowns performance, he jerks my chin back. And his red painted smile contorts into something far more menacing.
    Pennywise avatarPennywise9/9 6:23pm
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  • The clown frowns, and the whole audience gasps. His red painted smile now looks like a bloody grimace. He stares at me for a good long while. Then he says, "I'll turn that frown upsidedown". The crowd starts laughing, he positions his hands above and below my head.
    Megamanisgod avatarMegamanisgod9/9 6:56pm
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  • My acrobatic training took over. I did a standing backflip over the freaky clown, landing on my feet behind him. Then I kicked him firmly in the seat of his clown pants, and ran the other direction.
    Sean K avatarSean K9/15 11:45pm
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  • With the honk of his rubber nose, the clown called his posse. "Get her!" he cried. They hounded me like rabid dogs. I used every trick to hold them back—the squirting flower, a bucket full of confetti, seltzer water down the pants—but still they came. Then I saw it: a clown car!
    Benjamin C avatarBenjamin C9/17 7:57am
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  • There was only one thing left to do: break out the chainsaw. I reached into my pocket and whipped it out, revving its’ engine. I turned around slowly and stared dead into the eyes of the boss clown. But then to my horror, he honked his nose again, and turned his frown upsidedown.
    C J9/18 8:50pm
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  • “You wanna know how I got these scars?” the clown laughed maniacally. “Oh hell-“ my chainsaw slashed across his face. But that left him with an even bigger smile. “Suck it up, buttercup!” Before I had time to react a custard pie flew into my face.
    Jacob S avatarJacob S9/20 11:30am
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  • This is the weirdest date I have ever been on. Sure, Clown Camp seemed like a good idea. I always loved performing and costumes, but this was crossing a line. I put the plastic chainsaw down. “Derek I don’t think this is going to work out.” I left the tent and blocked his number.
    Rietje B avatarRietje B11/2 3:55am
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