Don't Play With Your Food

Once upon a time there was a tomato with googly eyes and a mustache that was sold on the shelves next to the Mr and Mrs Potatoe head dolls and came alive when people weren't watching. These dolls weren't very popular because they were squishy and therefore hard to play with.

This particular tomato toy liked sitting on his shelf, watching the boys and girls tear about the shop. He'd give a warm smile to each potato as it left for a new home. He lived a happy life on his shelf. Until one day, a strange new kind of customer entered the store.

A tail-wagging, saliva-drooling, hyper-excited, furry creature pulling on a leash held by a young boy.

OLIVIA 1 FROM THE PRESENTS DANCED AND SHE SHAKES HER BUTT WANDER ASKED IF THEY WERE GOING TO EAT THEM AND SHE SAID THAT THEY HAD A BIG LUNCH THEY WERE THE CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE

So, Wander and Olivia 1 were married. They had many children and named them after Old Testament folks in honor of Wander's faith and numbers to show Olivia's heritage. Daniel 9, Sarah 00, Joseph 5, Zebedee 3, Boaz 876, and 3phraim. And no one in school ever teased them.