Mayo, buttons, and time travel oh my!

Mrs Perkinson loved mayonnaise and and buttons, so she did what any old woman who lived alone in her 70s would do: She built statues with them. The mayonnaise hardened into a rock hard shell and the buttons were satisfying to click together. She built a castle out of them.

Mrs. Perkinson's 74 years of love for mayonnaise and buttons really showed in her castle she just built out of the two things. Her love for these was so great in fact that the castle itself spat out a mayonnaise button. She picked up the button and proudly put it on her shirt.

You can’t imagine the smell inside this condiment castle. She luckily didn’t have a sense of smell. But she often wondered why no one came to visit. She also wondered why the post office left all her mail across the street.

To test her hypothesis, she donated all her food to charity and transformed the kitchens into surgical rooms.

She altered her kitchen into a surgical room to hide her time-travel activities. After stepping out of her time machine, it vanished, leaving her in the past. With only a DIY pickaxe, she resorted to inefficiently trying to procure food from a cow, since she had zero else to do.