The Legend of Mob Guy: Risk of the Zelda
- “Do you think I’m joking around here, buddy? Do you think this is a game?” “No I don’t, not at all”, said Jean. “Games are more fun”, said the mobster, “what kind of games do you like, though?” Jean frowned, then said “Risk? And Zelda?”
1 - The mobster and Jean both decided to play both Risk and Zelda at the same time as they were fighting each other in an actual physical mob fight. This chaotic scene was documented by other street thugs as a legendary moment in street fight history that has never been replicated.
The End