Sybil Salamander

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Mr. Nickel and Ms. Penny were both obsessed with their respective coins. Mr. Nickel had a house made of nickels and Ms. Penny had a house made of Pennies. Unfortunately, they were neighbors, and constantly argued with each other over which coin was superior.

“Your house isn’t worth a cent!” Bellows Mr Nickel. He was proud of his pun, practiced it all night. “You know what, Mr Nickel?? Here’s 25 pennies, call someone who cares.”Ms. Penny looked on, smug. Regardless of what he practices, Nickel will never compete with Penny’s wit.

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