"Well? Don't you want to know how the story ends?" He wipes my wet cheek with his glove & I turn away. Despite my unwilling participation in this clowns performance, he jerks my chin back. And his red painted smile contorts into something far more menacing.

Once upon a time (which was actually 2 weeks ago) I had woken up to the sound of explosions, and I look out the windows to see someone robbing a bank!

"Hey, guys welcome back to my channel" "today we have piper rockell and we are pulling an all-nighter." All of a sudden when emma was making another video piper meanly said...

then they thought...

I sidled up to the bar. "I'll take a Swollen Headbanger on the Beach." The bartender looked at me funny. It's not a complicated drink: in a highball glass, you mix one shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whisky,

Our story starts, by a beaver being abducted by aliens. Yes, pretty WEIRD right? The aliens take this beaver to an earth... shaped like a square? The beaver gets dropped off at a castle and stumbles inside. The beaver falls in a machine and is fused with a human. Weird Beaver.

Greta recalled her youth. She had been beautiful once, she thought. The couple passed by, the woman's skirt swaying in the breeze. The day she met Herman it was raining and she was meeting friends for dinner. Her umbrella had broken, leaving her stranded in a restaurant entryway.

"💧︎♋︎■︎⬧︎📬︎ ☟︎♏︎●︎●︎□︎ ⬧︎□︎■︎📬︎ ☟︎□︎⬥︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♐︎♓︎■︎♏︎ ❍︎□︎❒︎■︎♓︎■︎♑︎📬︎?" "Go away dad", Sans said, "I'm trying to find a way to erase the genocide path option". "🕈︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♓︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ 🙵♓︎●︎●︎♏︎♎︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❍︎ ♋︎●︎●︎✍︎". "Good idea dad". !DUSTTALE

The smell of cigarettes and beer filled the air. Mark was tense, his eyes scanning the room. Eleven Maple had been abandoned for years, since the crime that shook the town. His friends seemed happily unaware of the history. But he knew. He knew too well.

"Well, you're the last person I ever expected to see here," Abraham Lincoln One said to Abraham Lincoln Two as he casually drew his sword.

“We need more people if this is going to work! Invite everyone you can think of to join us”, he exclaimed.