Wandering Hedgehog

Galen Gower

Andrea Coelho

Joshua Plock

A Burns

M Greenleaf

Lazy Kitty

Tyler Donnelly

English

Bob enjoyed his career drawing adult cartoons, until a talking fish changed his life.

Naturally he din’t believe this was happening to him. But it was undeniable a golden fish name Bilbo had requested his aid

The fish asked him to set him up on a date! He was bad enough at getting dates for himself, but he supposed there was no harm checking on Plenty of Fish.

Plenty of Fish was full of boring fish who couldn’t hold a conversation. The fish decided for quality over quantity and search relentlessly for someone with specific characteristics.

Alas, fish conversations tended to revolve around water temperature, seaweed, and laying giant piles of eggs, and so the search for a quality partner—thoughtful, intelligent, humorous—dragged on as the poor fish neared the end of their natural lifespans.

As they swam upstream, one chatty fish suggested they launch an app to replace this seasonal struggle. They’d call it Spawn. In a few fin-swipes right, a fish could make a match, fertilize or be fertilized, and get back to the sea before the wranglers block their swim lanes.

The idea was a hit.
“Brilliant!”
“Let’s do it!”
Everyone had a suggestion. Too many in fact to keep up with.
“Is anyone writing these down?”
The current grew stronger. Shadows loomed ahead. Dating apps would have to wait. 
The bears waited.

Their hunger grew with fearsome rumbles and terrific roaring, until finally it broke free. 
"No, it's not time yet! If you go now, you're going to scare them all away!" The fish, ignored in his attempts to convince them, resumed his solitude. "Oh well, it was a good idea."

Spawn

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James Benson

Gretchen Pedersen

Nancy doesn’t know how to take no for an answer. Why would she? Every refusal she’s ever encountered in life could be overturned by persuasion, flattery, or distribution of a very small fragment of her family’s money.

But after the aliens arrived, Nancy could no longer count on flattery, bribery, or persuasion to get her way.

She'd have to rely on her old network and her abilities as the world's deadliest clown assassin. She knew the shoes still fit, but she hadn't put on the jumpsuit in years.

She reached deep into the back of her closet, beyond her jet-powered unicycle and rainbow wig collection, and found the box labeled “poison-squirting lapel flowers.”

“Finally!” she shouted. “My collection of vintage Joker lapel flowers will be of great use against the alien invaders.” She took the box of lapel flowers and began to fill the reservoirs with salt water.

Despite her thirst she knew drinking this water was a death sentence. Besides right now it was more useful as a weapon. Like alligators, these aliens could not stand saltwater.
“Time to salinity-ize these alien chowder heads,” she said with a sense of triumph.

She whipped her hair over her shoulder and pulled out her supersonic, ultra high speed water submachine gun. These alligators weren’t ready for what she had planned for them. But they were about to bear witness to it anyway.

The hydro rifle hummed and vibrated. A halo of mist ringed the end of the barrel. Screams followed. 
Water was not their only weakness. Salt amplified the effect. The result was deadly. 
It was over in a matter of seconds. She had stopped them. This time.

Brine Hard: Nancy v. aliens

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Zoe Becker

Jerry glanced down at the photograph in his hand, then back up again at the woman sitting alone at the back of the cafe.

Why did the blackmailer want her hurt? She looked perfectly nice, like a bus driver, or maybe a blackjack dealer.

All at once a blinding light coursed through the space. Jerry and the woman froze. And then a creature appeared, seemingly from the air itself.

"And now I have you, Starman Jerry!"
Jerry stomped his foot and let loose a shrill cry, "Damn you, I've told you and told you! I'm not that Jerry!"

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