Sam Becker

Sean King

Benjamin Chandler

Emily J

English

“Ghosts?” asked the event planner. “I thought you said goats!”

“No, no… I said ‘goals’. What are your goals for this ghoulish goat gathering?”, the planner asked. “The number one rule of event planning is define your goals! Number two is have enough grapes.”

"Excuse me!" called a voice from the back. "What if the party's goals involve not having enough grapes?" The planner frowned. "A grape-shortage goal? Why—" A man stood. "I'm from the Kumquat Growers of California. We find less party grapes means more kumquat eaters. Cha-ching!!"

The event planner snapped his fingers. “Security!” As two burley guards grabbed the kumquat grower’s arms, he shouted, “You grape idiots think you control everything! You have no idea what’s coming.” The planner waited until he was out. “As I was saying, to plan the perfect party

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