jude iscoolerthanyou

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Dear doctor, thank you for prescribing me with these meds. I am in a much better place, my appetite is back, my sleep schedule is on point, and my urge to suck on my neighbour’s cat’s front left paw has gone away, however, that compulsion has been replaced by a new one…

i find myself often craving the texture of sautéed hamster eyes, but the rawness of it does change depending on the day. ive told friends about this newfound ardor for such a food, but i figured it was better than the desire to suck on a cat paw. they look at me and often say..

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